noun; slang specific to B.C.; see also Mountain of Youth
The myriad, rapid-fire excuses needed to escape your friends who want to spend the afternoon drinking Pinot in Paradise when you want to be getting corked off some sweet, natural jumps.
You can always head to rafters after the lifts close.
Kicking back in Paradise Lodge is A-OK—some days we hold our staff meeting there!—but many RED fans prefer to bend their knees not their elbows. Just know that if you ditch your oenologically-obsessed friends, you’ll probably end up doing hot laps with a random local—and find out she’s way better than you. Don’t take it personally. It’s all about the growing conditions; the terroir, if you will…
KEEP EXPLORING THE REDICTIONARY:
LODGEPODGE
noun; antonym(s): The Josie Hotel; Slalom Creek
TREETHINKER
noun; imitative, viz. Freethinker; see also HellaTubbies, Star Wars Trees;
THE OUTBACK INN
noun; see also E-brake-upuncture, Dirtbag Deluxe Double, HoBros.
THIGH-SPEED QUAD
noun; portmanteau word; slang; specific to ski region
SHRED EQUITY
noun; neologism; compare to Sweat Equity
INDESPONDENT
adjective; see also Calmunity; Simpiphany antonym(s): McSkiing