noun; antonym(s): The Josie Hotel; Slalom Creek
The anarchic decor of many “funky” ski-town lodgings near MegaResorts that show evidence of cheap garage sale replacements for broken original lamps, chairs and fixtures, lending a chaotic, unpleasant vibe to renters’ term of stay. RED Mountain Resort Lodging eschews “Lodgepodge” by sneakily trading lift tickets for professional interior design services, allowing our visitors to stay in clean, luxurious, modern surroundings w/o needing to charge high prices for high thread counts.
Banger basecamp with lifts right out the door… or a frumpy witch’s cottage. Your call.
It’s all about Champagne Accom on a Beer Budget here at RED.
With stylish townhomes on-hill (most w/ hot tubs) and a new boutique hotel, The Josie, under construction, RED knows that your basecamp can make or break your ski trip—especially if you’re rolling with rugrats. We pride ourselves on offering superior accom for your dollar. And, unlike most resorts, we have a real town, Rossland, nearby with inns, B&Bs, hotels and motels all within walking distance of the restaurants and brew pubs.
You don’t pick a town like Rossland because you’re down with generic.
We’re proud of our accom options—because they really are options, not “business travel with ski lockers”. If riding’s what you live for, you can stay in a luxury condo on-hill that has all mod cons and lifts right out the door. Starting in 2017, you can stay on-hill at the brand new boutique ‘The Josie Hotel’, too. If you’re more of a culture vulture, stay in Rossland and wake up to a Gold Rush era town. Maybe your pad used to be a brothel! Or a self-taught dentist’s family home! Regardless of where you decide to lay your head, you can do so in style here without having to learn how to print your own money.
KEEP EXPLORING THE REDICTIONARY:
DEJA-EWWW
noun; imitative; see also McSkiing
DOPE-SIDE LODGING
noun; see also Slalom Creek; Antonyms LodgePodge, Deja-ewwwww
SHRED EQUITY
noun; neologism; compare to Sweat Equity
MOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
noun; see also Esgrape Velocity
SIMPIPHANY
noun; compare to Epiphany; see also Schralp Calculus, Uncomplexification
ROFL!
acronym; youth internet slang thought to mean “Rafters Or (I’m) #$&^! Leaving!”; viz. ROFL (Rolling On Floor Laughing).