noun; compare to Epiphany; see also Schralp Calculus, Uncomplexification
The exact face-palming moment when a skier from an urban centre accustomed to MegaResort travel, tunnel, bridge, parking, ticket line, lift-line, food-line etc. hassles realizes that s/he could have bagged a whole helluva lot more vert and/or powder by just coming to RED. Simple > Complex.
Flying or driving, getting here is straight-forward.
Fly to Spokane (WA) International, rent a car, and drive north. We’re just over the border and the crossing is mellow. If you prefer to really unplug, take our daily shuttle from Spokane airport. While our haters love to claim that RED is remote, we can almost guarantee that a quick ski holiday here will refresh you in a way no hassle-filled MegaResort jaunt ever could. Plus, once you’re here, we’ve got 4,200 acres of pristine skiing, epic vertical (2,919ft/890m!), in-bounds cat-skiing NEW($10/run!), and our famous snowfall. Ditch the crowd. Come see what you’ve been missing.
Building on our reputation for offering affordable access to Richard Branson-level adventure, we recently opened Get Lost Adventure Centre.
Now, with Get Lost, trying a new sport is easy, fun, and well within reach. Whether you want to ride a fat bike through new-fallen snow or wet a line fly-fishing, Get Lost makes 4-season fun simple. (Because, in our experience, when getting to the fun is frustrating it’s not really that much fun…)
KEEP EXPLORING THE REDICTIONARY:
TREETHINKER
noun; imitative, viz. Freethinker; see also HellaTubbies, Star Wars Trees;
DEJA-EWWW
noun; imitative; see also McSkiing
MOUNTAIN OF YOUTH
noun; see also Esgrape Velocity
DOPE-SIDE LODGING
noun; see also Slalom Creek; Antonyms LodgePodge, Deja-ewwwww
SHRED EQUITY
noun; neologism; compare to Sweat Equity
THE OUTBACK INN
noun; see also E-brake-upuncture, Dirtbag Deluxe Double, HoBros.